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So, I'm about to email IWantClips and all of My fansites to ask if the faintest hint of the suggestion of *cough* cannibalism is against TOS because LITTLE BLACK RIDING HOOD?

🚨 New clip! 🚨 The long-awaited followup to My bestseller, Negative Affirmations, has just dropped! You know those wholesome, uplifting affirmation videos? Well, this isn't one of them. It is the stinging, emasculating inverse of those. This video is a veritable coping toolbox brimming wit...

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ICYMI... Green screen went live today. ;) Ohhh, I'm going to have fun with this!

Have I got a surprise for you on stream tomorrow... ;)

My personal life has been intensely, impossibly busy recently, so here's a throwback still from some strange pantyhose-stroking ASMR ass worship. ;)

Slowly, inexorably, you take your place at My feet... don't you? ;) ~ ~ ¤ ~ ~ Here's a spring update post for My good boys and girls! I've been on a brief hiatus during the recent stretch of lovely spring weather, elbows deep in garden dirt and [redacted art business things]. This is My favori...

...But what if we made Tiddy Sweat Tuesdays a thing? (Edited to add a top notch meme for the plebs, because I love it too much to not subject everyone possible to it)

Slut Task IV is LIVE! Let's just say you're never going to look at your shoes and slippers the same way again when I'm done with you. Content warning: mild testicular obliteration Recorded with My Canon 90D and Shure SM7B. Crisp.

Here's a juicy little teaser gif from some blisteringly hot content I can't fucking wait til I have the time to edit. I'm feeling charitable, so plebs receive a humorously pixelated still, hahaha

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Attention, all My good, patient painsluts: it is once again time for you to suffer exquisitely for My entertainment! I present, Slut Task III! As I always say, My primary export is audacity... and oh, this one definitely made Me cackle while I dreamed it up. Enjoy! ;)

The briefest dirty garden feet tease before I go right back to ignoring you 💜💙

I hope you nerds know I laugh out loud every time I make these fucking gifs

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Posting this late because of who I am as a person, but... Here's a very intimate shot of Bonesaw's Bonedoir, and the view I wake up to every morning.

The wet look catsuit is finally here, and I am IN. LOVE. Task whores get a smoldering video tease, because they've been waiting so patiently for Me to unleash some fresh horrors unto them. The Bonesawn catch but a glimpse of earthly divinity. And of course, plebs just get a meme, ahahaha. (I exp...

So, some new shinies arrived yesterday... New content coming soon! ;)

Here's a sneak preview of a still from some upcoming content... And, can I just say, holy FUCKkk this galaxy catsuit. 🔪 L E T H A L 🔪 Also, an update: the wet look black catsuit shipped today, so expect a little something saucy later in the week when I try it on for the first time... And ...

🚨 NEW CLIP 🚨 ~¤~ Earn your Salty Shameful Treat, bitchboy! ~¤~ Now, a little bird told Me that a fucking loser like you doesn't even know how to jerk its fucking cock. And that's what you're here for, isn't it? Follow along with My every stroke, and maybe you can earn yourself a salty ...

Are you a connoisseur of My curves? Can't get enough of these wet look leggings hugging My perfectly spherical ass? Gooners rejoice - I just picked up a skintight catsuit in the same wet look material! I don't think you're prepared for this neck to ankle shiny slinkiness... ;) Also, an update:...

It has been A Week™, so here's a little something saucy from the archives - the photos I sent My real life good boys when I first received this galaxy catsuit. Might do an actual photoshoot with My DSLR someday... if I can ever find a way to make Myself give a fuck about photoshoots. ;) Anyway,...

A little sunlit foot tease for your Friday afternoon. ;)

🚨 NEW CLIP 🚨 ~¤~ Edge your Tiny Inferior Clitty to My Superior Ladycock ~¤~ Oh, you think you like edging, do you? You know nothing, gooner bitch. You have never before been pushed to the edge like THIS. You're too fucking useless to instinctively know how to properly jerk that tiny w...

Here's the unboxing video for My Shure SM7B and Motu M2! I suppose it's fitting to drop it on Valentine's day, seeing as I am *enamored* with this mic. ;) (The mic test at the end is a bit of an inside joke - it's the literal first bullshit thing I ever said off the top of My head into My old Yet...

Fffff My subfunded estim goodies arrived today!! Whyyyy must this weekend be so busy, I'm dying to zap My good boys, hahaha Aside from My audio diaries for the online good boys who sent for My goodies, I haven't yet decided if I'll be releasing any related content...

Task whores get their weekly task, plebs get a meme. It is the way of things. ;) This one's xxxtra special, since it's the first clip I've released that I've recorded with My new SM7B! ~ s u m p t u o u s ~ Speaking of - the unboxing video is coming by the end of the week for subscribers. ;)

Oh! I almost forgot to mention... My velvet voice is about to gain some xxxtra 🔪lethality!🔪 Pulled the trigger on this order last night: $399 Shure SM7B $200 Motu M2 $99 Rode PSA1 $29ish Accessories Total: $726.72 ($269 currently reimbursed.) Who's next? ;)

Subscribers get a butt tease, plebs get a meme. 💖

🚨 NEW CLIP 🚨 ~¤~ Goon your Weak male Brain to Mush For My Superior Shiny Ass ~¤~ "Open your eyes, LOSER. You have a lesson to learn today." "There is no such thing as an alpha man. You're *all* inferior! Haahahaha" "Drip, drip... there go more of your brain cells, right out the tip ...