doggy, missionary, cowgirl. if you had to get rid of ONE for..
doggy, missionary, cowgirl. if you had to get rid of ONE for good, which would it be? 🫣
2024-05-28 14:06:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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wait… do people still use sex toys or is that so 2020 of me?..
wait… do people still use sex toys or is that so 2020 of me? 🤣
2024-05-28 08:42:40 +0000 UTC View Postgiving you this icy blue stare hehehe can you handle it? 🙈
giving you this icy blue stare hehehe can you handle it? 🙈
2024-05-28 04:39:54 +0000 UTC View Postsoooo if i told you i was kinda in the mood to do a little r..
soooo if i told you i was kinda in the mood to do a little role playing tn… would you be down? 🤭
2024-05-27 22:35:01 +0000 UTC View Postoh my godddd that was NOT how i expected the morning surpris..
oh my godddd that was NOT how i expected the morning surprise to go down hahaha but i guess i was so determined to make sure you started off monday with a good nut 🙈
2024-05-27 19:19:19 +0000 UTC View Postomgggg can it be the morning already? i’m wayyyy too excited..
omgggg can it be the morning already? i’m wayyyy too excited about my lil **rise** and shine surprise 😝🤭
2024-05-27 09:47:13 +0000 UTC View Postsoooo who wants a little monday morning ***rise*** (hehe get..
soooo who wants a little monday morning ***rise*** (hehe get it?) and shine surprise from me waiting for them when they wake up tomorrow? 👅🙈
2024-05-27 06:58:10 +0000 UTC View Postwhether you're team front door or back door, i have a feelin..
whether you're team front door or back door, i have a feeling tonight we're alllll about to get lucky... just you wait and see hehehe 😈
2024-05-26 23:58:00 +0000 UTC View Postthere’s just something so freeing about walking around your ..
there’s just something so freeing about walking around your own house naked… don’t you agree? 🤭
2024-05-26 18:11:03 +0000 UTC View PostHAPPY SUNDAY!!!!! who’s ready to party with this cowgirl?!?!..
HAPPY SUNDAY!!!!! who’s ready to party with this cowgirl?!?! 🥵😝🥰
2024-05-26 13:37:04 +0000 UTC View Postomgggg i’m going through my old hard drive and clearing out ..
omgggg i’m going through my old hard drive and clearing out some stuff and i needed to tell you about this poem i found that an guy i used to talk to wayyyy back in the day wrote me hahaha it went…
roses are red
so are your lips
so sit on my face
and wiggle those h...
who dares me to drop my arm? 😈
who dares me to drop my arm? 😈
2024-05-26 06:11:12 +0000 UTC View Postdetermined to prove all the lana 2.0 doubters WRONG tonight…..
determined to prove all the lana 2.0 doubters WRONG tonight… and i’m making cause XXX-rated chaos as i do it daddy, don’t you worry 👅 let’s just say what my ex lost, you gained 10 fold tonight… see for yourself in the dms daddy I DARE YOU!!!!!
2024-05-26 02:57:35 +0000 UTC View Postwhat’s the most UNDERRATED of the 5 senses? when it comes to..
what’s the most UNDERRATED of the 5 senses? when it comes to getting ***freaky*** under the sheets ofc 😏
2024-05-25 22:21:13 +0000 UTC View Post
soooo who’s staying in bed with me all day? maybe a little n..
soooo who’s staying in bed with me all day? maybe a little netflix and chill situation? hehehe sounds like the perfect day if you ask me 🙈🤤🥰
2024-05-25 14:41:05 +0000 UTC View Post
simple question but the answer to this question tells me eve..
simple question but the answer to this question tells me everything i need to know about you baby… FRONT DOOR OR BACK DOOR? 😏
2024-05-25 06:57:03 +0000 UTC View Postme after dropping my selftapes that i was supposed to delete..
me after dropping my selftapes that i was supposed to delete off my phone hehehe hope my manager doesn’t get too mad but FUCK IT IM HERE TO SHOW THE REAL LANA ON HERE NO REGRETSSSS 👅
2024-05-25 03:50:21 +0000 UTC View Posthonestly IM SO DONE hiding the real me and denying who i rea..
honestly IM SO DONE hiding the real me and denying who i really am, all for the sake of a “rebrand” or to be more “marketable” so i’m dropping the act and making serious changes TONIGHT so hope you’re strapped in and ready daddy cause you better get ready to introduce yourself to the ***...
2024-05-25 02:16:02 +0000 UTC View Postlooking up at you daddy soooo what are you gonna do about it..
looking up at you daddy soooo what are you gonna do about it? 🙈
2024-05-24 18:11:57 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: me feastinggg at my all you can eat EXTREME XXX menu al..
POV: me feastinggg at my all you can eat EXTREME XXX menu all last night hehehe care for a little taste daddy? 🤤👅
2024-05-24 14:47:05 +0000 UTC View Postomg this might be cheesy of me to ask but idc i’m feeling al..
omg this might be cheesy of me to ask but idc i’m feeling all cute and cuddly rn hehehe butttt what’s your love language baby? 😘🙈
2024-05-24 10:33:08 +0000 UTC View Posthow i feel now that the menu is liveeee and i’m spoiling you..
how i feel now that the menu is liveeee and i’m spoiling you exxxtra fucking good tn hehehe 🫶🥰
2024-05-24 06:49:12 +0000 UTC View Postomg do you remember when the last time you had a lollipop wa..
omg do you remember when the last time you had a lollipop was? i’m sucking on one rn and it’s making me feel so nostalgic 🥹
2024-05-23 23:58:45 +0000 UTC View Postare you coming to bed, baby? 🙈
are you coming to bed, baby? 🙈
2024-05-23 18:28:34 +0000 UTC View Postomgggg i think i might be getting too old for all nighters h..
omgggg i think i might be getting too old for all nighters hahaha (IYKYK 🙈)
2024-05-23 15:03:44 +0000 UTC View Postdo you think you sleep better when your cuddled up next to s..
do you think you sleep better when your cuddled up next to someone or when you’ve got the whole bed to yourself? i can’t sleep rn hahahaha and this kinda popped into my head randomly
2024-05-23 09:10:15 +0000 UTC View Postcertified cuddle bug, reporting for duty hehehe 😘
certified cuddle bug, reporting for duty hehehe 😘
2024-05-23 07:18:37 +0000 UTC View Postcan’t believe i’m releasing these again but they’re backkkkk..
can’t believe i’m releasing these again but they’re backkkkk hehehe so enjoy your all access pass to amateur lana! cause i know just how much your cock has missed seeing this girl in action hehehe 😈 OH and also… did i mention that if you can handle amateur lana, you’re VIP for life too?...
2024-05-23 03:11:18 +0000 UTC View Post