I gotta brilliant idea. I was at Sportsman' Warehouse and they have decoy elk cows to put in a field and lure the elk bulls in. (It's called "Miss September"๐) I'm going to get Tris to stand outside my house and lure boys in, then when they're not looking, toss a sack over them and cart them to my bedroom.
It's foolproof!
w/ @tris_love